“Oh, wait. Here, Daddy. I made this for you. It’s a “How to Color with Your Eyes Blindfolded” coloring kit. Oh, look! It has scissors.”
Ten seconds later, she’s back at the door. She desperately pleads for re-entry, “But Daddy, I want to see you use your kit!”
“Fine, I’m leaving. But don’t forget, when you use your kit, you have to be blindfolded!”
Gifts with strings attached. I can’t wait to watch him use it, either.