Samantha is playing in the living room. She overhears a snippet of me asking Seth about the green beans he is eating in the kitchen. She hears just enough to misunderstand.
“Momma! Why are you calling Seth a green bean?”
I don’t feel like explaining her error to her. “Because I thought it would be funny.” I instantly regret saying that.
She answers back, “Well, it’s not funny. It’s just not!”
She is not a fan of nicknames.