Daddy!  Sit on me!

Simon is standing in the recliner, bouncing around behind Josh, sitting on the front edge of the chair, flipping channels.

DADDY!  Sit on me!

“Hang on, Simon.”

DADDY!  Sit on me!  Sit on me, Daddy!  SIT ON ME!”  He yanks on Josh’s shoulders, trying to pull him back.

Josh answers, “Alright, then.”  He leans back.

“Oh.  Ow.  Daddy.   Can you please get off me?”