Simon was in the bathroom while Samantha was in the kitchen complaining about her tights. He overhears her, and pipes up, “KITES? You have a kite?” Samantha, still in a foul mood, howls back, “I SAID TIGHTS!”
Simon comes skipping out, “No, you have a kite!” And he tries to snatch her tights to show her just how they become a kite.
Samantha yanks them back. “I SAID TIGHTS! They’re MY tights!”
Simon yanks them back, laughing, “Kite! It’s a kite! Let’s fly a kite!”
Samantha screams at him, “I SAID TIGHTS! L – O – Y – O – P TIGHTS!”
And now she’s really mad, from watching her mom and dad have to pick themselves up off the floor from laughing so hard.
Game over. Reset.